Radioactive Smoothie Bowl

Bowl… drink.. smoothie…. Idk whatever you want to call it… I make it in a blender so part of me wants to call it a drink, but I eat it out of a bowl so the other part of me wants to just call it a bowl.. haha I can’t decide… I think I’ll stick with the term bowl.

On to the bowl.. It’s full of vitamins, minerals, and leaky gut healing collagen protein. Your probably wondering why it is so vibrantly green.. its cuz it has lots of spinach in it! Lets hear if for a nice healthy dose of IRON ( which many women, especially menstruating, are deficient it!). Plus the addition of camu camu powder (vitamin C) makes the iron more likely to be absorbed by the body. Theres your health tid bit for the day haha

On to the recipe….





  1. Pour water into blender and add stevia, vanilla extract, a little salt and camu camu
  2. Then add celery and spinach
  3. BLEND on high speed till well mashed, add more water if not liquidy
  4. Switch blender to  a low speed and slowly poor in gelatin powder 1 tbsp at a time
  5. Once all gelatin has been added set blender to high for about 20 seconds, then transfer liquid to bowl.
  6. Place bowl in refrigerator for about an hour or for a quick 10 minutes in freezer if you don’t feel like waiting. Just be sure to check on it!
  7. Remove from fridge or freezer and it should have a sort of jelly like consistency, add your toppings!

Have you tried any other toppings than the ones I’ve mentioned? Let me know below!!

Bite Me, With Love


Sweet Potato, Egg, and Avo


1 Organic Sweet Potato

1 Organic Free Range Egg

1/2 Avocado

Pinch Salt and a Pepper

Generous Amount of Ceylon Cinnamon 

Macro Balanced Breakfast


  1. Start cooking your sweet potato, just stick it in the over with holes in it for like 40-50 mins depending on the size. Or have one already made up from the day before and just remove from refrigerator 😉
  2. Cook your Egg however you like with a little salt and pepper
  3. Smash your avocado and add a little salt and pepper
  4. When sweet potato is done remove from oven, mash up and top with cinnamon

Pretty easy, you can’t really mess up this recipe. And your getting all 3 macros, Egg = protein, Sweet Potato = Carb, and Avocado = Fat.

Plus the blood stabilizing abilities of cinnamon to make sure you don’t get a blood sugar spike from that starchy, carby sweet potato.

Low Sugar Cauliflower Surprise Bowl

The reason it’s called a surprise bowl is because its surprisingly DELICIOUS! Or at least I think it is.. You’ll have to let me know your thoughts after your try it! Its sort of a weird texture to get used too. You can really add just about any toppings you’d like!



1 cup purified waterimg_1828

2 cups cauliflower

3 stalks celery

1 tbsp. cocoa powder

1tbsp green stevia


2 tbsp. pumpkin seeds

handful of blueberries

1 tbsp. finely shred coconut

½ tbsp. cocoa nibs

Ceylon cinnamon to taste

salt to taste


– 1 tsp camu camu: Vitamin C

-2 scoops Vital Proteins Collagen: Protein and digestive health, click on link for more benefits!

-1 tsp dichotomous earth: Silica ( essential mineral)

-Blueberries: Antioxidants and Brain boosters!

How to

  1. Prepare your blender… Get that shit out of the cupboard! I’m up at my other house this weekend and here I have a massive ninja.. getting spoiled! But any blender works!
  2. Add about 1 cup of water, your stevia, camu camu, dichotomous earth, cocoa powder
  3. Add in veggies and blend!
  4. After blended a little add it collagen powder, and gently take a spoon and cover it with some of the veggie blend so it doesn’t fly everywhere when you turn the blender on
  5. Once collagen is mixed remove your puree from the blender, I know it looks gross but it really does taste better than it looks
  6. Add your topping however you’d like or add different toppings!

What topping combinations have your tried?! Let me know in the comments section 🙂

The Real Superbowl

I know we are just getting over all the Superbowl hype, patriots fans still on their high, while the Seahawks fans are drowning their sorrows over, what is hopefully a diary free cheese dip and paired with organic chips. (one can only dream)

To help those of you coping with your lose or a massive hangover, I’ve created a new SuperBowl for all to enjoy! Full of health enhancing superfoods like chlorella and Ashwaganda, just to name a few.


1 avocado

1 cup greens ( spinach ,lettuce) nothing too bitteravocado-bowl

1/2 cup water

1 tbsp Ceylon Cinnamon 

1 tbsp cocoa powder

1 tsp Camu Camu powder

1 tsp Diatomaceous Earth 

squeeze of half a lemon

1 tbsp coconut flour ( or more if too watery)

2 tbsp ground flax seed 

pinch of salt

*  If you can handle sugar go ahead and add some honey or sweetener of choice, I just try to avoid using sweeteners if I can 🙂 I think this tastes great without one!


  1. place avocado , greens, water, cinnamon, cocoa, camu camu, Dichotomous Earth, and lemon in blender and blend until everything has a smooth consistency, don’t worry if its a little watery
  2. Remove from blender and add coconut flour flax seed and salt! Mix well, it should have a short of paste consistency, then grab a spoon and eat!

Keep Reading if you wanna know about those Superfoods!

Camu Camu: One of natures highest sources of vitamin C, one of the body’s favorite antioxidants. Helps strengthen the immune system, especially after a night of drinking when our immune systems have taken a beating.

Ashwaganda: A traditional Ayurvedic “all healer”, an adaptogenic herb that will help combat stress inside your body. Where ever it is needed most, it will be there for you, and nothing is more stressful on the liver than drinking.  Don’t forget, its an antioxidant too!

Avocado: Say HELLO to healthy fats. I’m sure you ate a few too many chips or drank a little too much over the past few weeks and maybe you’ve just decided to start your healthy lifestyle change after the Superbowl. Well this little guy is your best friend, healthy fats keep us satisfied throughout the day, decreased cravings ladys! This bowl should keep you full until lunch!

Flax Seed: There isn’t much fiber in chips, or pizza, or probably anything you chowded down on these past few weeks. Flax seeds are a great way to get things moving again, if you know what I mean ;). Not going only makes the body hold onto toxins longer, not good if you’ve been enjoying a couple drinks each game night.

Diatomaceous Earth: This fine powder is high in silica which is essential for good hair skin and nail health. With today’s soil its hard to get enough from foods, so its good to supplement. Seriously my hair never looks better when I take this stuff!

Ceylon Cinnamon: Another great addition to any healthy dessert, it helps to stabilize blood sugar by lowering insulin, so you don’t get that energy crash afterwards. Thanks Scientists for figuring that one out!

Coconut Flour: Antimicrobial, helps combat the nasties that live in your gut. The nasties or unwanted bacteria feed off sugar and by consuming coconut products you are gently creating a hostile environment for them to live in due to it’s Lauric Acid content

Cocoa Powder: We all like chocolate, lets be honest.. its fuckin’ delicious, but did you know one large componenet of chocolate has some health benefits?! Cocoa powder contains potassium, calcium, magnesium, iron and antioxidants, all things we need to be our healthiest selves. Plus it also has the ability to provide a little extra energy and focus. I feel more energized after having some cocoa powder and brain fog BE GONE!

Well if your a Seahawk fan I hope you enjoy this Superbowl a little more than the last, and Patriot fans I hope this Superbowl keeps you on a high and your energy up!

Let me know how you like it! Comment below and let me know what other Superfoods would you add?!

Bite Me, With Love

Cocoa Pumpkin Bowl

Bout that time of year again where we start eating pumpkin every damn dayy.. until we get sick of it. Which usually doesn’t happen till about Christmas when us health nuts switch over to winter squash or my personal favorite, spaghetti squash!

Although the beloved pumpkin is obviously a fall food, I think this little recipe is good all year round. If makes a nice breakfast or low sugar dessert! Plus its SUPER simple if you have no time!


1 Cup pumpkin puree

1Tbsp cocoa powder

1 Tsp green stevia

1 Tsp cocoa nibs

1 Tbsp raw pumpkin seeds

1 Tsp ceylon cinnamon or heres a whole lb. of ceylon cinnamon to keep you stocked till Christmas! HINT HINT Buying in bulk really does save in the long run

pinch of Himalayan sea salt


  1. place pumpkin in bowl and mix in stevia, salt, cocoa powder and cinnamon
  2. mix in salt to taste
  3. sprinkle top with pumpkin seeds and enjoy

If you know you love pumpkin here is a special offer for a pack of 12 of organic pumpkin puree! Should keep your fall pumpkin obsession fueled for a while.

As Always,

Bite Me, With Love