Hey Ladies, well at least I think your all ladies, I doubt too many guys are all that interested in reading my nonsense. But Hello if you are a guy too.. today I am talking about hurricanes. If you remember a while back, I wrote a post about hurricanes. Making fun of how crazy people get even when there is the slightest warning…. Well now that biting me in ass… there actually might be a real hurricane coming my way! Honestly I’m kinda excited I love all sorts of adventures!
Just yesterday I didn’t even know there was a hurricane coming my way .. WUD UP Mathew..well, since finding out about this hurricane, my emotions have ranged from not giving a fuck to damn I gotta get the fuck outta here. This is mostly to do with the face that within 3 hours of hearing that the school was closed from today all the way till Sunday. I then heard the campus had to be evacuated by 9 am the following morning. So what did I do?
Like any reasonable person, hah like lol probably not … that was sarcasm, I booked a flight up north, cancelled a dog boarding request, packed my bags, hid my valuables, and got a mad blood pumping booty workout in. Because what does a fit girl do when there is a hurricane on the way, work their ass off!! Cuz who knows the next time you’ll get to go to the gym! Well, now I’m all set, I’ll have a gym, food, water, internet, puppy love, all the things a girl needs to survive. But at that point I was thinking that could be my last real heavy duty workout for a while.
Every good fit chick can get their killer workout in no matter what the circumstances, PRIORITIES PEOPLE, I’ve got em’ .. the gym is what keeps me sane. I was so wound up and anxious after trying to get my hurricane plans settled I needed a work out to calm myself down. Hey I mean its better that grabbing a bottle of vodka. #sobriety #usually haha.. nobody is perfect.
So my flight for tomorrow is booked for 6:30 am. And I know sleep is so important, I constantly nag people about it and insure I always get at least 8 hours a night but tonight I am just so excited and anxious to get out of here, I’m staying up till 4am when my taxi is arriving ( monkey face covering its eyes). I just don’t want to fall asleep and sleep through my alarm, I know so neurotic. but normally I have my hubby here as a backup alarm and I really can’t miss this flight or I’m S-O-L. SO If this post is a little long and dragged on.. I apologize, Im just trying to keep myself entertained.
Actually I think I better get going and make myself a green drink so I’m hydrated and alkalized for the flight tomorrow!
What would be your go to moves if you heard there was a hurricane coming, or you just had a huge stress monster coming your way? Would you sweat it out? Would you dance it off? Or what?!
Bite Me, With Love